Who Are You?
My name is Brett Kelly and you’re looking at my website. Since you’re looking at this page, chances are you’re interested in knowing more about me as a person. Well, you’ve come to the right place. I was born in Southern California on a balmy August afternoon in 1978. I’ve lived in Orange County for my entire life. I currently reside in Fullerton with my insanely hot wife and two beautiful kids. I enjoy writing things in English, particularly things for this site and for my other blog where I discuss whatever the hell I feel like. I’m an Internet maverick, you see.
I’m currently employed as a Software Developer at The Buddy Group, a digital creative shop in Irvine, California. People often ask me what it is, specifically, that I do while I’m at work. For more information on that, I’ll kindly direct you to the Work page of this site (coming soon). When I’m not writing code or cobbling together snark-laden blog posts, you’ll probably find me doing one of the following things:
- Playing with my kids
- Obnoxiously reminding people how smart and attractive my wife is
- Being a snob about beer
- Roasting coffee in my garage
- Reading, usually on my iPhone
- Screwing around on Twitter
- Compulsively checking my Remember the Milk task list for things to do
I also collect tattoos, most of which are applied dutifully by the very talented artists at Olde Tyme Tattoo in Fullerton. If you’re ever in our neck of the woods, I highly recommend you stop in for a taste of what real pain feels like.
Talking to people on the Internet is one of my favorite things to do. If you ever want to connect with me, Twitter is the best way to do that (or you can send me an email using the contact page on this site).
