I'm Brett. This is my Internet Home Page Website WWW Noun™.

Here is what I am not:

  • A Canadian filmmaker.
  • The fluffy kid from The Sandlot.
  • A beefcake athlete from the UK who enjoys having his picture taken.

All fine people, I'm sure. But none of them are me.

I'm a writer and a pretend software developer from Southern California. I live and work here with my wife and two kids and a terribly fancy food dehydrator.

If you've heard of me, it's probably for one of the following reasons:

  1. My dazzling green/brown eyes.
  2. I work for a tech startup called Evernote that lots of people know about.
  3. I wrote a popular ebook about Evernote called Evernote Essentials.
  4. I have a blog that some people seem to like called Bridging the Nerd Gap.

Or maybe you're here completely by accident. Look, I'm not psychic. Sheesh.

How you got here isn't important; I'm just happy you made it safely and wish you all the best.

Pensive Brett is pensive.

Pensive Brett is pensive.