Hi, I'm Brett.

Chances are, you've arrived here by way of one of several avenues:

• Something having to do with The Cranking Widgets Blog or the LifeRemix Blog Network
• A link on Twitter or FriendFeed
• You're a family member whom I've brow-beaten into visiting.
• You're a friend whom I've brow-beaten into visiting.
• You were trying to get in touch with the other Brett Kelly, a Canadian filmmaker.
• You felt you had too little interaction with crappy, home-grown websites by narcissistic ignoramuses.

The path by which you've arrived is largely irrelevant, as I am truly glad you're here. Feel free to poke around, as there's a small fortune's worth of knowledge contained within these pages (well, maybe, but whatever). If you're a "cut to the chase" type of guy/gal, here is a list of links to the stuff people are usually after:

• Pictures
• Blog
• Twitter
• Contact

Enjoy your stay.