Brett Kelly Dot Org

 

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Color (Taken with instagram)

    
 

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If you’re eating a bag of seasoned sunflower seeds and you encounter what feels and tastes like a big, dried clump of said seasoning and you think to yourself “oh man this is going to be good” please know that it won’t be and the best thing to do at that point is spit it out as fast as you can before you cause your salivary glands to “unleash the fury” and your gag reflex to perfectly execute the very job it was hired to do.

If you’re eating a bag of seasoned sunflower seeds and you encounter what feels and tastes like a big, dried clump of said seasoning and you think to yourself “oh man this is going to be good” please know that it won’t be and the best thing to do at that point is spit it out as fast as you can before you cause your salivary glands to “unleash the fury” and your gag reflex to perfectly execute the very job it was hired to do.

    
 

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This a screenshot of my iPhone during the recording of the 100th episode of the Enough podcast. We used a Google+ Hangout to facilitate the conversation, and it worked out pretty well.

Oh, and we taught a blonde Tennesseean orangutan how to podcast, as you can see above. Quite
a feat.

    
 

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Getting easier all the time. There are still some really tough moments, but they’re becoming less and less frequent.

 

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Thou art my soul’s hate. (Taken with Instagram at Camelot Golfland)

    
 

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Yeah.

    
 

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bananacasts:

The ladies on Twitter must be in sync.

Also, yay Tweetbot. Sry.

bananacasts:

The ladies on Twitter must be in sync.

Also, yay Tweetbot. Sry.

    
 

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Happy Friday, friends.

    
 

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Looks like the product of a hate-filled rendezvous between Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling and Aunt Jemima.

    
 

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“I don’t have the new Tumblr Fan Mail doohickie and I’m pretty sure that means I’m on somebody’s shit list or something AND I REALLY WISH I WEREN’T.
Some headcase who is wearing my shoes and using my computer.
 

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inky:

  • Techcrunch
  • Cracked.com
  • Comments on YouTube
  • Comments on Hacker News
  • Responses to the Tumblr Staff blog

Also, 5- and 1-star product reviews.

 

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It’s pretty great — here’s how it works.

  • Eat food, not too much, mostly plants (viz).
  • Take a walk every day or maybe lift something a heavy a few times.
  • Stop caring so much about how I look because it doesn’t matter.

I call it the “well-adjusted grownup diet”.

 

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toldorknown:

Your not kidding.

    
 

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Family Game Night - Episode I (Taken with instagram)